Wednesday, July 11, 2007

No no no!


Lance Bass is going to make his Broadway debut this fall as Corny Collins in Hairspray. In what has now become the battle of the boybanders, Hairspray currently features Ashley Parker-Angel of O-Town as Link Larkin. Funny how Lance Bass, former member of the hottest boyband of the 90's is taking a supporting role to a former member of O-TOWN! And hey, if those two can be on Broadway, why can't I???


Doesn't Lance realize that aerosol hairspray is bad for the environment? What kind of astronaut would endorse something that kills the ozone layer?


Perhaps a boybander who was desperate for media attention so he used wanting to go into space as a media ploy. Too bad it backfired and he failed! Hopefully he'll do better at the Neil Simon than he did at NASA!

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