Hollywood Headliners

• Dina Lohan missed a family court date which concerned granting her estranged husband visitation rights to their 3 kids because she was preparing to visit Lindsay in rehab. The judge warned Dina not to miss any more court dates -- or else. Hmm, looks like Paris might have a cellmate after all!
• The third (and hopefully final) installment of Pirates of the Caribbean turned out not to have the staying power of Spiderman 3, after it was bumped from #1 at the box office after only week by the newly released Ocean's 13. Wait, people are actually going to see that movie? Talk about revenge of the triologies.
• This is somewhat old news now, but soap opera and Dangerous Minds actor Shemar Moore was charged with a DUI last week, adding to the ever growing list of celebs with the mark on their legal and driving record. And have I talked about Tracy Morgan too? Yeah, well now he has an ankle bracelet that detects if he drinks at all. Stylin'
• The Spice Girls are preparing for a reuinion tour. Apparently
• Pictures have surfaced on the internet of La Lohan and Nick Lachey's new arm candy, Vanessa Minillo, holding knives in seductive poses. Taken at a party in summer 2006, some photos shows La Lohan holding a knife to Minillo's throat, while others depict Minillo pulling La Lohan's tank top down and pointing a knife at her chest. Unfortunately we know the outcome of those photos, and it is nothing exciting.
• Kanye West recently celebrated his 30th birthday, but the party did not go off without a snag. The writing on his cake read, "Happy Birthday Kayne." Who's Kayne? When interviewed leaving his party, he responded to the misspelling saying, "Cake decorators don't like black people." Just kidding. It's his party, and he can crunk if he wants to!
• The Spice Girls are planning a long-awaited reunion tour, after finally able to get "Sporty Spice" Melanie C on board. Do I really need to make a joke about this?