Thursday, June 21, 2007

Paris a basket case (of mail)

Paris Hilton (yep, she's still in the slammer) reportedly gets more mail than any other inmate in the history of Lynwood Correctional Facility. As if that was surprising.

What's more, Hilton is expected to be released sometime next week (Monday), and her neighbors in the Hollywood Hills are flooding LA's councilman with angry phone calls, hoping that the paparrazi storm will subside and prevent the type of traffic problems and interruptions it did when she was carted off to jail (the second time).

Waaaaaaait just a cotton panty-flashing moment. What happened to a 45 day sentence? If Paris is released on Monday, she will have only served 23 days of that sentence. Ah, whatever. I can't care about Paris Hilton anymore.

But I will say this: After claiming that her 'dumb blonde' act was just that--an act--I am very interested in seeing what happens to the socialite in the future...maybe she'll open a school like Oprah did in South Africa, only instead of school uniforms, a yoga studio, and beauty salon, she'll offer see-through panties (what am I talking about? No panties allowed!), pole dancing classes, and free hair bleaches for everyone! Sign me up!

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