Hollywood Headliners

-Rachael Ray says her marriage works because her husband understands she does not have a lot of time to devote to him. She mentioned that was surprised by her relationship and marriage because she does not feel that young people should feel obligated to search for a spouse. Rachael also said she could not handle motherhood because she's too busy with her career, and she would feel like a bad mother because she would not be able to devote enough of her attention to her children.

1. Does she really think she's young? Last time I checked, 38 was past the cut-off to be considered 'young.'



2. Maybe Britney Spears should have hired Rachael to be her manager after Kevin came along and the clock started tickin'

-Look at what a mess La Lohan looks. Actually, look at that, then look at the hunk behind her. Are they holding hands, or is it just me? Well, anyway, he's a looker. Anyhoo, Lindsay said she wants to celebrate her 21st birthday in July with a huge bash in Vegas. Wouldn't you think she'd be over the huge 'let's go out to a club at midnight 'cause I'm finally legal' thing? She's already been in rehab for chrissakes!

-Coachella has become the Hollywood hot spot. La Lohan, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Courtney Love, Danny Devito, Jessica Alba, and others were spotted at the music festival over the weekend.

-Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito have ended their 4-month marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. Uh, did anyone know they were together, let alone married???

-Britney Spears ended her 3 year performance hiatus by giving a "surprise" performance at the House Of Blues in San Diego. I say "surprise" because someone leaked her code performing name, 'The M&M's,' on the internet, causing the $30 tickets to go for $200. Well, so much for that. She's allegedly performing in Hollywood and somewhere else down here this week too. People reported her lipsynching a 15 minute set. Well, at least she isn't denying her lipsynching anymore. And FIFTEEN MINUTES FOR $200. Uh uh! See that picture to the right? She's holding her wig on.