Hollywood Headliners

-Lindasy Lohan is being sued by a photographer for allegedly running him over. This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone, what with Lindsay's overly dramatic past with car accidents (how many fender benders and $100,000 cars has that girl jacked up? While the lawsuit does not disclose the amount for which the photographer is suing, he claims that because of her carelessness and negligence, he sustained permanent injuries. The lawsuit also fails to mention that he was probably hit as he was trying to shove a camera lens in her face as she was trying to escape the harrassment of the papparazzi. Snap!

-Sheryll Crow has adopted a baby boy. She named him Wyatt Steven Crow. While his first name is a little dated and his middle name a little plain by Hollwood standards, the funny thing is she named his first name after her father and his middle name after her brother and her Manager. Her MANAGER? Is that a thing of devotion and appreciation, or a silent cry for better gigs than a college campus tour on a vegetable oil-fueled tour bus? And don't get too excited, the baby was born in the U.S. not a third world country.

-Sting and wife Trudie Styler lost a sexual discrimination case against them last week in which their former chef alleges she was fired for getting pregnant. So either they felt she couldn't do her job properly, or they didn't want to include a pregnant woman in their tantric practices. You be the judge.

-Apparently Rosie O'Donnell thinks she has all the friends she needs, because all she seems to do is make more enemies. She recently accused Ellen DeGeneres of being contractually confined from speaking about gay issues on her talk show. Rosie claims that she talks about gay 'stuff' because it interests her, but Ellen is unable to because she doesn't want to or she can't. I think this is kind of funny because Ellen is KNOWN for coming out of the closet on national TV, and has recently hosted a plethora of openly gay guests, including T.R. Knight and Neil Patrick Harris, both of whom discussed their coming out on her show. Just because Rosie is leaving TV (again) shouldn't mean she should make stuff up about what happens on TV. Ya heard!

-Jaime Pressly finally popped. The My Name is Earl actress had a baby boy last week, naming him Dezi James. Apparently he was named after an inside joke involving Desi Arnaz. Jaime says that Eric Cubiche, the baby's daddy, always speaks like Ricky Ricardo when he comes home, saying "Luuuuucy, I'm hoooooome." I think that's utterly ridiculous. For one thing, the joke will get old in about 2 weeks. And who names their kid after an inside joke? I have an inside joke involving an elephant prostate, grape jelly, and a trowell, but you won't see me naming a kid after that!