Friday, May 18, 2007

Is Blake Lewis Gay?

My favorite guy this season seems to have a few...tendencies. Let's look at the evidence:

Gay:

  • My friend Jenn thought he was cute. This means he must be gay.
  • Have you seen his hair?
  • He makes his own pants. Who does that? A gay man. That's who.
  • He's got some awesome moves. Moves that only a gay man can perfect.
  • As of two weeks ago, he was the only guy left in the competition. Can we say fag hags?
  • In an interview he describes his tattoo on his right forearm. Of a cherry blossom tree. And talks about how beautiful it is. He also talks about how meticulous he is with his hair.
  • When his [boy]friend Chris Richardson was still around, he would pay a little too much attention from him, and not enough to the throngs of screaming girls in the studio.
  • And what argument is not made stronger with some pictoral evidence?:
    Who [besides a gay man] wears hats like this? (on second thought, maybe not even a gay man would wear it):










Shedding a tear when his boyfriend is eliminated:









Consoling him:









Fingering him (they do this a lot):












And I've already posted this picture, courtesy of TMZ.com and a little photoshop...it just looks too perfect:











Alas, I'm afraid my theories may be spoiled by countering evidence:

  • In the Top 12 issue of People magazine, he goes on a rant about how he was sexually frustrated (I say 'was' because I'm sure he's gotten some ass--male or female--since the interview) because he broke up with his 'girlfriend' when he came to the Hollywood audition. So he is looking forward to the tour because it could be 'fun' for more reasons than one if you catch my drift. First of all, he's cocky for breaking up with her when he came to Hollywood (not that cockiness is solely a straight characteristic). Secondly, eew.
  • He owns KFed's CD.
  • He has a stupid altar ego that he 'improvs' with. His name is Jimmy Walker Blue, and I have never seen anything lamer.

Even though the gay points outnumber the straight ones, those straight ones count for a lot. It's a toughy.

1 comment:

Kim said...

Jimmy Walker Blue?

Ick. I have never seen anything lamer either.